Dennis Cunningham

Years as a Kendall player: Oh ya' absolutely, years and years. Cup finals, managing, charity Brazil matches, years an' years. Training in Cambridge on ratty auld Baseball Fi...

Best memory on the field: Wait now what's this about, is this that Wandered Wanderers thing.? Sure I'm still playing, I only hit the bar there on Su...

What about off the field, your best memory Off The Field, for the site now: What the fuc...

Ah now c'mon, Off The Field: Sure jaysus chrischt, I don't need too much of a memory to think about being off the field. I need a memory to remember getting a run on the feckin' field, I've been there since 9:30 and training every week and jaysus there's lads playin' that ha...

This is great stuff Dennis, how about Worst Memory: Look I'm not arguing with you, I'm just telling you from my point of view..I'm still an active memb....

Worst Memory now Dennis: Ok look now, sure I did it meself long enough but Barry Roche. Has he the worst memory or is it.... look I've been sat there and some lads have played all the first half and started the seco...

Nearly there now Dennis, just a couple more. Your Favorite Player: I've scored goals, taken free kicks, corner kicks, Johan Cryuff turns, jaysus I don't even smoke spliffs before the big games anymore. This is a load of ...

This will be great on site. So tell us, where are you now Dennis..? Jaysus Chrischst sure this is where I am, I'm right there, at 9:30 ready to g.... Is this a joke, I'm not a child, I won't be spoken to like a child ..and I'm getting no one's feckin' shin guards.... I'm not arguing with you now, i'm just telling you I just have a different point of view. i'm just telling you...

Well listen, great to catch up with you again Dennis.. What....!?

I'll let you get back to your crossword or bit of gardening or whatever there. By God we could do with lads of your caliber about the place nowadays..

Dennis spontaneously combusts...



Oh before I let you go, you don't happen to have a number for Mike Kiziuk or eh Shane what's his name...

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