Mark Smethers
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Mark Smethers |
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| Name: | Mark Smelly Smethers |
| Position: | Central Midfield; Loves playing in the hole(s) |
| Occupation: | International Numbers Guru |
| Greatest Achievement: | Managing to pose for a photograph in 1983 which didn't make him look like Mr. Gay UK |
| Nationality: | En-Ger-Land-ish |
| Status: | Taken. An extra member of the WAGs has been sighted...watch this space |
| Supports | Watford. Coz, somebody has to. |
| Favorite Player: | Steve Taylor. They speak the same tongue, drink shandy together and listen to Chas and Dave back catalogues. |
| Least likely to say: | "Jesus, I'm an ugly human being, my banter tonight is horrific and it feels like my mojo has been stolen." |
| Most likely to say: | Can't play this week, I'm partying on South Beach/LA/London/Milan/Tokyo |
