| Karl Farrow |
Worzel Gummidge |
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| Name: |
Karl Farrow |
| Position: |
Central midfielder, sitting deep, then passing sideways...our very own David Batty! |
| Occupation: |
I think it involves a nurse's outfit. |
| Greatest Achievement: |
Passing the ball forward in one third team game last year, which ended up in the back of the oppositions net! |
| Nationality: |
Canadian with an English dad, but really wants to be a Deutschlander. |
| Status: |
Claims to have a fraulein in Germany. |
| Supports |
West Ham. Go on, Curbs! |
| Favorite Player(s): |
Fellow nurse outfit wearer, lab rat, lethal striker and Canadian mate Tony Wood and of course recent club departure in the summer Rory Farnan. |
| Least likely to say: |
"I managed to locate a matching pair of club standard issue, black socks for the game today lads." |
| Most likely to say: |
Anyone seen my black socks? |