Jonathan Kelliher

Jonathan Kelliher	Dave Grohl

Name:	Jonathan Kelliher
Position:	Off-side
Occupation:	Hair band designer
Greatest Achievement:	Making it home alive after the Christmas Party 2006
Nationality:	Irish-American
Status:	Somewhere under the thumb
Supports	Man Ure (when it suits him!)
Favorite Player(s):	Handsome Johnny Law
Least likely to say:	"Good spot assistant ref I was in an off-side position when the ball was played. Also I would like to apologize to my team mates for not passing the ball. I thought I could beat their 11 players on my own- My bad. One more thing ref, that was a good call, the center half didn't touch me. I took a dive, maybe if you gave me a yellow card it would prevent me from performing such an act in the future."
Most likely to say:	"Off-side my ass - you cant be off-side from a thrown-in!"

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