| Johnny Law |
Emre Belozoglu |
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| Name: |
"Handsome" Johnny Law |
| Position: |
Sweeper/ Right Back (and Chief Moaner) |
| Occupation: |
Gardener |
| Greatest Achievement: |
Dramatically walking out on the club following divorce from Mike Kiziuk but returning to have the last laugh and win the Over 30s Manager's Player of the Year award! |
| Nationality: |
Very English. |
| Status: |
Fights them off with a stick, don't cha know. Never single for long. Currently with Me Julie (December 2006). |
| Supports |
Ipswich Town. |
| Favorite Player: |
Fellow northerner and hair product endorser Andrew Sumner |
| Least likely to say: |
"I have studiously avoided getting my own Lookalike page, as I abhor all forms of publicity or self-promotion." |
| Most likely to say: |
"Fookin' 'ell, I'm the best looking guy in this club!" |
