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Michael Bolton |
Ian Sinclair |
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| Name: |
Ian Sinclair AKA "Ole Greedy Bastard" |
| Position: |
Anywhere in the oppositions box, usually on the goal line |
| Occupation: |
Thieving Scouser |
| Greatest Achievement: |
Scoring in about 100,000 games in a row for the Kendall last season and nearly securing the DIV 1 title on his own. |
| Nationality: |
English through and through |
| Status: |
Married to some Yank for the old Green Card deal. |
| Supports |
Either Everton or Liverpool |
| Favorite Player: |
Himself because he is the only player that he EVER passes to ....Ian to Ian, out to Ian... |
| Least likely to say: |
Lads, did you see that 30 yard slide rule pass that I played to Baz out on the wing. When his cross came over, I controlled it, took it around the 'keeper, and then I let Donal tap it into the empty net. |
| Most likely to say: |
Sorry mate, but the ball was there for putting away, even if it was 50% over the line. |
