Darren Skehan
| Judas Priest | Darren Skehan |
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| Name: | Darren Skehan |
| Position: | Left Back for hire |
| Occupation: | Part time Religious Teacher, part time mercenary |
| Greatest Achievement: | Surviving the 2nd team piss up after it was revealed he'd signed for some other team. |
| Nationality: | Irish |
| Status: | In a relationship, but who knows if he gets a better offer! |
| Supports | Supports the player's right to choose |
| Favorite Player: | Used to be Jonah |
| Most Likely to say: | Where's my loyalty bonus? |
| Least Likely to say: | You can shove your 30 pieces of silver up your arse. |
