| Turtle |
Barry Roche |
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| Name: |
Barry Roche (aka Kendall Sprint Champ) |
| Position: |
Sweeper (when Alo, Dana and Sam are away) |
| Occupation: |
Superdad/Crap drinker |
| Greatest Achievement: |
Coming up with excuses for not doing the running in training for 2 consecutive months |
| Nationality: |
Mostly American, occasionally Irish |
| Status: |
Aging |
| Supports |
Cambridge Arsenal |
| Favorite Player: |
Everyone except Alo, Dana, and Sam |
| Least likely to say: |
No more chicken tenders and fries for me! |
| Most likely to say: |
"Erm, I do work in technology you know. Anyone heard of these new VCR machines where you can record stuff off the TV?" |